The Esthers

The most important Esthers the world has ever known

Esther and me

The most important Esther of all

Girl with short hair dancing

She dances in honour of all the Esthers

The Name "Esther"

Origins & Meanings

Esther the Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Ruled by Venus, the planet of love, beauty, and harmony. Libra is an Air sign — intellectual, social, endlessly curious. The Scales are the only zodiac symbol represented by an object rather than a living creature, reflecting Libra's deep devotion to balance, fairness, and justice.

Libras are the diplomats of the zodiac. They can see every side of every argument, which makes them incredible mediators — and occasionally indecisive about where to eat dinner. They have a refined aesthetic sense and are drawn to art, beauty, and well-designed spaces.

In relationships, Libras are devoted partners who crave deep connection and intellectual sparring. They despise conflict but will fight fiercely for what's fair. They're the friend who always remembers your birthday and somehow makes every group dynamic better just by being there.

Element: Air
Ruling Planet: Venus
💧Lucky Day: Friday
🎨Aesthetic Eye
Natural Charm
🤝Peace-Maker
📚Intellectual
💙Hopeless Romantic
Fair & Just
🌸Loves Beauty
💬Great Listener
🌟Social Butterfly

Famous Libra company: Mahatma Gandhi, John Lennon, Oscar Wilde, Serena Williams, Kim Kardashian, Cardi B, Gwen Stefani, and — of course — Esther.

Libra season energy: Autumn equinox vibes. The leaves turn golden, the air gets crisp, everything is in perfect balance between light and dark. That liminal magic? That's Libra energy. That's Esther energy.

The Official Roast of Esther

She asked for a tribute page. She didn't specify it had to be nice.

👶 The Cradle Snatcher: Esther is 31 and likes her men in their early 20s. While Marina is out there dating pensioners, Esther is at the other end of the spectrum, swiping right on guys who still have their student loan app on their phone. Her ideal man's most prized possession is a PlayStation 5. She doesn't need a boyfriend — she needs a mentee. "Age is just a number" — yeah Esther, and so is the age of consent, maybe let them finish university first.
💕 The Roster: Esther doesn't date — she runs a rotation. Polyamorous and thriving, she juggles more men than a circus performer. She needs a spreadsheet to keep track of her situationships. Google Calendar is not a dating app, Esther. She's the only person whose "What are we?" conversation requires a PowerPoint presentation with an org chart. "It's not cheating if everyone knows" — sure Esther, but does everyone know about everyone?
💫 The Investment: Esther's got a fantastic set of boobs. Absolutely magnificent. Bought and paid for, like any smart investment. She walked into the surgeon's office, pointed at a picture, and said "those ones." And honestly? Best money she ever spent. They're so good that they deserve their own tribute page. She didn't get a boob job — she got an upgrade. Silicon Valley wishes it had this kind of engineering.
The Look: Esther rocks short hair with a confidence that says "I could be a lesbian but I'm absolutely not." She's got that edgy androgynous energy that confuses people at bars. Women hit on her. Men are intimidated. She looks like she could either lecture you about feminist theory or bench press you, and you're not sure which one you'd prefer. The short hair is a power move and she knows it — it's a filter. If you can't handle the pixie cut, you can't handle her.
🌍 The Polyglot Flex: Spanish, French, AND English? Esther doesn't just speak three languages — she makes sure you know she speaks three languages. She'll switch between them mid-sentence just to assert dominance. She's the person at the party who corrects your French pronunciation and somehow makes you thank her for it. "Actually, it's pronounced..." — we know, Esther. We know.
🏫 The Teacher Stories: Esther is a school teacher, which means every conversation eventually becomes a story about her annoying students. "You won't BELIEVE what this kid did today" — Esther, we would, because you told us a version of this story yesterday. And the day before. And every day since you started teaching. She loves her job but hates her students. She chose to spend every day with children and is perpetually shocked that they act like children. Every dinner party becomes a parent-teacher conference nobody asked for.
🐱 Fima the Cat (The True Love): Esther has a cat called Fima who is, without question, the most important being in her life. More important than any boyfriend (current or pending). More important than friends. Possibly more important than oxygen. Fima has its own side of the bed. Fima gets spoken to in baby voice. Fima has been shown more photos of potential boyfriends than any human matchmaker. If Fima doesn't approve, neither does Esther. The cat runs the house. The cat runs the relationships. The cat runs Esther. Fima is not a pet — Fima is a landlord.

Hall of Fame

Queen Esther painting by Millais

Queen Esther of Persia

c. 5th century BCE

Born Hadassah ("Myrtle"), this Jewish woman became Queen of Persia under King Ahasuerus. She concealed her identity until she bravely stepped forward to stop the genocide of her people plotted by the court official Haman. Her courage is celebrated every year at Purim — one of the most iconic power moves in all of ancient history.

Esther Duflo

Esther Duflo

born 1972

French-American economist and MIT professor who won the 2019 Nobel Prize in Economics — the youngest person ever, and only the second woman, to do so. She co-founded J-PAL, whose research now reaches over 400 million people living in poverty. Essentially saving the world, one randomised controlled trial at a time.

Esther Williams

Esther Williams

1921 – 2013

America's "Mermaid" — a competitive swimmer who should have been at the 1940 Olympics before WWII cancelled the Games. Instead she became an MGM superstar, turning synchronised swimming into Hollywood spectacle in films like Million Dollar Mermaid. She later built a business empire around pools and swimwear. Effortlessly glamorous in every single medium.

Esther Perel

Esther Perel

born 1958

Belgian-American psychotherapist and the world's most listened-to voice on desire, relationships, and intimacy. Her book Mating in Captivity has been translated into 24 languages; her TED talks have tens of millions of views. The New York Times calls her the most influential figure on sexuality since Dr Ruth. She will make you rethink everything about love.

Esther Rantzen

Esther Rantzen DBE

born 1940

British journalist and philanthropist who hosted the BBC's That's Life! for 21 years. In 1986 she founded Childline, the UK's first free national helpline for children in danger — it has since helped over 6 million children and been replicated in 150 countries. Made a Dame in 2015. A genuine force for good in the world.

Esther Rolle

Esther Rolle

1920 – 1998

American actress iconic as Florida Evans in Good Times (1974–1979), one of the first prime-time TV shows to centre a Black family. She won the Emmy for Summer of My German Soldier and delivered powerful dramatic performances in Driving Miss Daisy and Rosewood. A trailblazer who demanded dignity and got it.

Esther Hobart Morris

Esther Hobart Morris

1814 – 1902

The first woman to hold judicial office in the United States, appointed Justice of the Peace in Wyoming Territory in 1870. She presided over ~70 cases; only two were appealed — both upheld. Her statue stands in the US Capitol's National Statuary Hall representing Wyoming. She was shattering glass ceilings 150 years before the phrase existed.